Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.

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(904): View more from Florida

i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents

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(613): View more from Ontario

my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.

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(310): View more from California

Obama is so hot when he ends wars.

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(916): View more from California

Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.

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