"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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