Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.