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• (850): View more from Florida

  so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  was it more than 30 minutes?

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  ya

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  then you're in a relationship

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Then she called me a home wrecking whore.

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  dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me

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• (209): View more from California

  You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.

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