he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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