i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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