Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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