i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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