What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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