I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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