went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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