But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
sarcasm needs its own font
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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