Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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