is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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