My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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