Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We're too hungover to prance.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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