id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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