its not stalking. its research.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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