ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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