So drunk its hurt
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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