How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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