Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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