Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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