Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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