its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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