We're like a lot better than the average bears
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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