Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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