that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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