There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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