You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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