i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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