I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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