its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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