Where is the hickey?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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