I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski