You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
