My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He felt like a one man threesome
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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