: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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