I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Blood and glitter go together right?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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