Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Randomize
