did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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