Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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