The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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