I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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