You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"