are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize