i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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