he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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