"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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