I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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