In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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