Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize