Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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