Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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