guys are not supposed to queef...right?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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