You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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