you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I could fuck to npr.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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