remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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