I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
