if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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