My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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