she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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